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I stink at blogging. All right. I had originally intended to write about wedding stuff only. However, I am SO tired of wedding stuff. So now you get ramblings, woohoo!!

Okay, I'm gonna tell you a scary bathroom story. This really happened, people! So I was in the bathroom doing bathroom-type things and playing a game on my phone, which is pretty normal for me. The door opened almost silently and someone crept in. I heard shuffling of feet and crinkling of paper near the sink area. Then it started making weird noises, almost like humming or purring or something equally disconcerting. So I peeked through the crack of the bathroom door, but I couldn't quite see the thing. All I saw were fairly small feet.... too small. "Oh mercy, it's a tiny demon wearing Keds, and here I am with my pants down!" was my first thought. The thing then entered the adjacent stall and closed the door. This stall was apparently not suitable, so it came over to my stall, where I was sitting in trepidation, and tried to open the door! "No, tiny demon, get thee hence!" I said. (I actually said, "Someone's in here" but you know what I meant.") The thing said, "Oh." The voice was creepy and childlike, like that little girl in all those movies who talks really low... what's her name? Anyway, at this point I was basically waiting for it to leave so I wouldn't have to come face-to-face while washing my hands. Finally I heard the soft whoosh of the door, and I exited, grateful to be alive after the ordeal. Then, just like a surprise ending in a horror movie, the door opened again!! AAAAAHHHHH! There was a little girl holding the door open and staring at me with crazy eyes!! "Small creepy child, why did you wait for me to come out of the stall?!" I shouted. (No. I said, "Thank you." Alas, I am too polite.) I think she's still lurking around here somewhere, waiting to ambush me. Nothing's scarier than kids.