Smartest girl in the world!!
Check it out, I added links to other blogs! Minor victories are good for the ego, yes?
I do not feel well today; I think I may have a cold. For this, I blame my mother who said, and I quote, "You haven't been sick in a while, have you? Probably because you're exercising." DANG IT. She spoke the words, and my sinuses said, "OH YEAH! We're supposed to be making way too much snot! Let's get to work, fellas!"
I don't know why my sinuses are male. Just made sense that way.
So, today, I would like to tell you some things you may not know about me. And since Justin is not here to defend himself, I'll tell you some things you may not know about him as well. (heh heh, that'll teach him to forget the blog password.... heh heh heh)
Me: I have a giant liver. I know because a surgeon told me. It is true.
Justin: Always says hello to the cats when he comes to visit. In Spanish. "Hola, gatos!"
Me: I am scared to death of eyeballs, but not public speaking. So I could make a speech about eyeballs to thousands of people, as long as I didn't have to touch said eyeballs. Uhghghghghghghghghghghghgh.
Justin: Will change the direction of the toilet paper roll if it is "wrong."
Me: Didn't know there was a right and wrong way to hang the toilet paper roll. (Sidenote: I was apparently doing it "wrong." It has been changed.)
Justin: Freezes leftover pizza. Do other people do this? You should! Then there's always pizza!
Me: Have really flat feet that make suction cup noises on tile. (Freaks Trey out, haha.)
Justin: Is probably working really hard right now.
Me: SHOULD be working right now...
On that note, I'd better make like eggs and scram.
I do not feel well today; I think I may have a cold. For this, I blame my mother who said, and I quote, "You haven't been sick in a while, have you? Probably because you're exercising." DANG IT. She spoke the words, and my sinuses said, "OH YEAH! We're supposed to be making way too much snot! Let's get to work, fellas!"
I don't know why my sinuses are male. Just made sense that way.
So, today, I would like to tell you some things you may not know about me. And since Justin is not here to defend himself, I'll tell you some things you may not know about him as well. (heh heh, that'll teach him to forget the blog password.... heh heh heh)
Me: I have a giant liver. I know because a surgeon told me. It is true.
Justin: Always says hello to the cats when he comes to visit. In Spanish. "Hola, gatos!"
Me: I am scared to death of eyeballs, but not public speaking. So I could make a speech about eyeballs to thousands of people, as long as I didn't have to touch said eyeballs. Uhghghghghghghghghghghghgh.
Justin: Will change the direction of the toilet paper roll if it is "wrong."
Me: Didn't know there was a right and wrong way to hang the toilet paper roll. (Sidenote: I was apparently doing it "wrong." It has been changed.)
Justin: Freezes leftover pizza. Do other people do this? You should! Then there's always pizza!
Me: Have really flat feet that make suction cup noises on tile. (Freaks Trey out, haha.)
Justin: Is probably working really hard right now.
Me: SHOULD be working right now...
On that note, I'd better make like eggs and scram.
posted by Corrie at 12:09 PM
7 Comments:
I thought that lady who writes a column in Parade magazine was the smartest girl in the world.
You know Corrie is smarter than the Parade girl!
She probably is, but unless they've actually been in a head-to-head battle of wits, we'll never know for sure.
Justin must have inherited the freeze gene from Gary and Kay...they freeze EVERYTHING! I was the only one at my high school with cold doritos at lunch. :)
now you know there have been divorces because one partner consistently puts the toilet paper on wrong. fortunately em and i don't have that problem. i don't put it on so it can't be wrong!
richard
You make me laugh Corrie. So how in the world are you? I don't think I've seen you in years literally! Congrats on the engagement! I know you must be excited. I am excited for you! And I definately think you should get your nose pierced. I would also recommend getting it done in a third world country. It only costs about $1, and they do it so fast, you have no time to back out. You simply walk up to the counter say, "I want my nose pierced." They then let you pick one and they just jam it through your nose. Whole process took maybe 1 minute. lol. It was quite interesting...
Corrie, you're a vagenious!
(ask Trey)
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