And now it's time for....
CORRIE REVIEWS THINGS!!
This is a new feature to our fine blog wherein Corrie talks about things and tells you whether you like them or not! If you have a question about whether you should like something, please comment below, and she'll give you your opinion! FOR FREE!!! Wow, that Corrie. All about helping people.
1. Nelly Furtado - Okay, I hated that "I'm like a bird" song from a while back, and so when I heard she had new music out, I was distressed. And lo, she gives us "Promiscuous." Oh, I hate this song. Since when is it okay to be promiscuous? I will assume that she does not know what this word means. On the other hand, "Maneater" is a pretty rockin' tune. So, you can like her if you want, but you may not purchase her CD.
2. The Transformers movie - So I thought this would just be a HORRIBLE idea. But now... well, you go watch the trailer and tell me you aren't interested!! I dare ya!! You like it.
3. Pizza Lunchables - Oh, man. I loves me some pizza Lunchables. I wish they were made with more actual food products, but they are delicious, fake substances and all. And you get to design them yourself! Yes, you like these. But not as much as me.
4. Leggings - So leggings are coming back into style. Hmm. Leggings are no good if you have any sort of hips... you look like an inverted teardrop, which is not balanced AT ALL. Therefore, you can only wear leggings if you are all straight-down from the waist. And we don't like those people. And we don't like their leggings.
5. Nickelback - This band seriously needs to TAKE A BREAK. Have they released EVERY song from their album? I may have liked them if they'd stayed less prolific. Now? Eh. You may not buy their CD either; they are too rich already. Illegal downloads only, please.
6. Fall - Oh, fall is so wonderful. Pumpkins! Halloween! Cooler weather! I'm thinking about it right now and just grinning. I want to live somewhere that gets nice and cool in the Fall, and then I can bake pumpkin pies and drink warm cider and wear scarves and go for walks to see the color of the leaves... ooh, I'm all distracted just picturing it. LOVE FALL. And now, it'll be even better, because my wedding anniversary will be in the Fall. AWESOME.
This is a new feature to our fine blog wherein Corrie talks about things and tells you whether you like them or not! If you have a question about whether you should like something, please comment below, and she'll give you your opinion! FOR FREE!!! Wow, that Corrie. All about helping people.
1. Nelly Furtado - Okay, I hated that "I'm like a bird" song from a while back, and so when I heard she had new music out, I was distressed. And lo, she gives us "Promiscuous." Oh, I hate this song. Since when is it okay to be promiscuous? I will assume that she does not know what this word means. On the other hand, "Maneater" is a pretty rockin' tune. So, you can like her if you want, but you may not purchase her CD.
2. The Transformers movie - So I thought this would just be a HORRIBLE idea. But now... well, you go watch the trailer and tell me you aren't interested!! I dare ya!! You like it.
3. Pizza Lunchables - Oh, man. I loves me some pizza Lunchables. I wish they were made with more actual food products, but they are delicious, fake substances and all. And you get to design them yourself! Yes, you like these. But not as much as me.
4. Leggings - So leggings are coming back into style. Hmm. Leggings are no good if you have any sort of hips... you look like an inverted teardrop, which is not balanced AT ALL. Therefore, you can only wear leggings if you are all straight-down from the waist. And we don't like those people. And we don't like their leggings.
5. Nickelback - This band seriously needs to TAKE A BREAK. Have they released EVERY song from their album? I may have liked them if they'd stayed less prolific. Now? Eh. You may not buy their CD either; they are too rich already. Illegal downloads only, please.
6. Fall - Oh, fall is so wonderful. Pumpkins! Halloween! Cooler weather! I'm thinking about it right now and just grinning. I want to live somewhere that gets nice and cool in the Fall, and then I can bake pumpkin pies and drink warm cider and wear scarves and go for walks to see the color of the leaves... ooh, I'm all distracted just picturing it. LOVE FALL. And now, it'll be even better, because my wedding anniversary will be in the Fall. AWESOME.
posted by Corrie at 12:58 PM
10 Comments:
HAHAHAHA! You have single-handedly topped every blogpost I've ever written. I hate it and I love it all at the same time!
You need to review the following items:
1) SafeBanana
2) Gwen Stefani
3) The word "kinky" when used to refer to someone's hair type
4) Decorative pillows
5) Johannas Art
And I actually like Maneater, too. Why is that? I feel like I should be adamantly opposed to this song. I hate when songs do that to me.
awwww but i really like my leggings. well, in the trash they go, because corrie told me so. also, what do i think about jeans with holes in them? thanks for giving me my opinion corrie!! i already have enough on my mind so it helps if someone can just tell me what i think so i can enjoy the simple things in life, like 'lost,' buffalo wings, and bunnies.
richard
Things I need reviewed:
1. Monopoly at McDonald's
2. Calling into work sick when you aren't sick.
3. Epidural vs. natural childbirth
4. The Muppets
5. Coldplay
6. Wearing a dress with pants (cause I'm doing that right now)
That's all for now...I will think of more. -Em
I didn't realize I could put in requests!!! Here ya go...
1) America's Next Top Model
2) the potpourri powder that gets sprinkled prior to vacuuming
3) Corrie not being on Facebook
4) "primo" grocery items that cost more but come in nicer boxes
5) tasty french fries fried in transfat
lol. You crack me up. I am slightly disconnected from pop culture, so I really appreciate this opportunity to learn from you! I do have a few questions for you. About "Maneater", oddly enough I saw the video on t.v. the other day. (yeah, I was shocked). The background singers were singing in Hindi. Is that normal? It added an interesting flare, but I liked it. Also, are leggings really back in style? Why?
I am with you all the way, chickadee. ESPECIALLY about leggings and Nickelback. I simply CANNOT believe that of all things, 80's styles have come back. I blame it on that girl in Napoleon Dynamite. And I can't even explain how tired I am of Nickelback! Them and that stupid song about not opening the *explitive* door, that just repeats itself over and over and over and over... yeah, I could go on and on about this, so I'll shut up now! Love you girlie!
You've gotta at least get to reviewing epidural vs. natural childbirth for Richard and Emily...Carter could be here ANY DAY NOW!!!
Corrie,
Found your blog through Karen & Shane's (Karen and I used to share an office and are still good buds). Congrats on your upcoming wedding...you are hillarious!! I'll have to tune back in to your blog, just to read more reviews! Having someone tell me what to think is so much less trouble than forming my own opinion! Thanks!
Angela
PS--I vote YES for epidural...trust me on this one...
Hey Corrie,
I had to RSVP that I couldn't come to your shower. I gotta work (by the way, let me know your Ann Taylor Loft needs because I get a great discount. Although currently we are selling leggings.) I'm so sorry I couldn't make it. I love showers and hoped I could make it to at least one of yours and Justin's. I hope you are doing well and hope to see you guys soon.
Love Kelli
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